Just what do I do?
So I told you some of the stuff I do on my doghouse page.
Where there is more even though I didn't mention it earlier. Some of it I even learned from that Pesky Poodle. A little came from the humans.
Common Stuff I do
I must get the humans out each day, Pepper helps me with that as she has trained them rather much better than I have. I used to play Frisbee. That is what I trained the humans to do first. That was fun and I got good at that too. But I kept losing them, my eye off the ball you might say. They became irritated with me, so I switched them over to balls. My balls are tennis balls now. I have no other balls. They are bright green and I can find them though it doesn't matter as I've stashed hundred's of them around the neighborhood for those times when I am distracted. I have a list of other stuff I do too:
- I'm a hired gun, I'm a Poodle protector. That is my occupation.
- I sleep inside when the Poodle doesn't need me.
- I pee when the Poodle needs to pee.
- I bark at everyone but my favorite is Jason, the human in brown.
- I have my own door mat. It tells the humans why I am barking.
My Door mat
It says this: "Ask not for whom the dog barks...
...it barks for thee".
Her
I am a working dog and I work for the Poodle. You know who she is. As I said she is the boss of me. I must always be responsive to her or she will "woof" at me. That is very bad and it has happened only once. My duties are:
- Tell the humans when she needs anything.
- Go to the humans and make sure they get that message.
- If they humans fail to respond, then I need to work harder.