Just what do I do?

So I told you some of the stuff I do on my doghouse page.

Where there is more even though I didn't mention it earlier.  Some of it I even learned from that Pesky Poodle.  A little came from the humans.

Common Stuff I do

I must get the humans out each day, Pepper helps me with that as she has trained them rather much better than I have.  I used to play Frisbee.  That is what I trained the humans to do first.  That was fun and I got good at that too.  But I kept losing them, my eye off the ball you might say.  They became irritated with me, so I switched them over to balls.  My balls are tennis balls now.  I have no other balls.  They are bright green and I can find them though it doesn't matter as I've stashed hundred's of them around the neighborhood for those times when I am distracted.  I have a list of other stuff I do too:

  • I'm a hired gun, I'm a Poodle protector.  That is my occupation.
  • I sleep inside when the Poodle doesn't need me.
  • I pee when the Poodle needs to pee.
  • I bark at everyone but my favorite is Jason, the human in brown.
  • I have my own door mat.  It tells the humans why I am barking.

My Door mat

It says this: "Ask not for whom the dog barks...

...it barks for thee".

Her

I am a working dog and I work for the Poodle.  You know who she is.  As I said she is the boss of me.  I must always be responsive to her or she will "woof" at me.  That is very bad and it has happened only once.  My duties are:

  1. Tell the humans when she needs anything.
  2. Go to the humans and make sure they get that message.
  3. If they humans fail to respond, then I need to work harder.