"Not the Sharpest Tool" |
A List of Politically Correct One-Liners Inferring Stupidity |
Revised: 12/25/2010 |
He only has one oar in the water | KD7TS, mreed4, 1-2000 |
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Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels | Frank Hinkle, 10-99 |
The butter has slipped off his pancake | Frank Hinkle, 10-99 |
Warning: Objects in her mirror are dumber than they appear | Frank Hinkle, 10-99 |
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate | Mike Shirley, 10-99 |
She was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby | Mike Shirley, 10-99 |
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week | Mike Shirley, 10-99 |
She's as sharp as a bowling ball. | bust.it@worldnet.att.net |
He is an intellect rivaled only by garden tools. | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
The cheese slid off her cracker | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He's a few feathers short of a whole duck | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She's one taco short of a combination plate | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He's a few peas short of a casserole | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She's dumber than a box of hair | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She's a few clowns short of a circus | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
His light is on, but nobody's home | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She is as smart as bait | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
Her sewing machine's out of thread | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
His belt doesn't go through all the loops | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She is missing a few buttons on her remote control | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He has no grain in the silo | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
Her receiver is off the hook | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He is several nuts short of a full pouch | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She has too much yardage between the goal posts | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
He has the the IQ of dryer lint. | Mike Shirley, 7/99 |
She's a penny short of a dollar. | Ashley Saffary, 2-99 |
He's not the brightest light on the christmas tree | Ashley Saffary, 2-99 |
She's one BIT short of a BYTE | Scott O'Connell, 10/98 |
Her high order bit has never been set! | Scott O'Connell, 10/98 |
She's not the sharpest tack on the board | Mike Shirley, 9/98 |
He's got too much yardage between the goal posts | Steve Winchell, 9/98 |
He's a few of buttons short of a remote control | Steve Winchell, 9/98 |
She's a taco short of a combination plate | Steve Winchell, 9/98 |
He's few peas short of a casserole | Steve Winchell, 9/98 |
She's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl | Steve Winchell, 9/98 |
He's not packing a full Seabag | Keith Schauweker, 9/98 |
She's a few clowns short of a circus | Steve Winchell, 9/98 |
His IQ is a couple of degrees below room temp | Joan Sturgeon, 8/98 |
She's a taco short of a combination plate | Steve Winchell, 8/98 |
He's a toy short of a happy meal | Brian Shirley, 8/98 |
She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
She's not the coldest beer in the fridge | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
He's a card short of a full deck | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
She's a brick short of a full load | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
His elevator doesn't go to the top | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
She's one sandwich short of a picnic | Dick Arneson, 8/98 |
He's 2 cans short of a six pack | Chris Whitehead, 8/98 |
She doesn't have a free spot on her bingo card | George Bennett, 8/98 |
He's not the brightest crayon in the box | Nicole Shirley, 8/98 |
Her light is on but nobody's home | Mike Shirley, 8/98 |
Your help is solicited to expand this list. Credit will be given for your submission (name or email address) unless you request otherwise. Please send any similar one liners to: slic@slic.org Another Odd-ball list: "Knock-off Roberto's Taco Shops" *Bertos |
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Revised: 12/25/2010 |